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Cause I'm bored. Hahaha.
Anyway, some of these are freakishly true.
Take the quiz yourself: http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test8
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.
Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:
You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.
How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.
What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
1. Feb. 27 - PDA Concert Hall
2. March 1 - Lipa Batangas
3. March 6 - Laoag
4. March 8 - Angeles, Pampanga
5. April 17 - Bohol
6. April 19 Roxas City
7. April 24 - Butuan
8. April 26 - General Santos City
9. May 8 - Camarines Sur
*Hintayin na lang ang mga plugs for more details!:)
Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
Attorney: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July 18th.
Attorney: What year?
Witness: Every year.
Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget.
Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
Attorney: How old is your son, the one living with you?
Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Attorney: How long has he lived with you?
Witness: Forty-five years.
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.
Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
Witness: We both do.
Attorney: Voodoo?
Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes, voodoo.
Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Attorney: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old,
how old is he?
Witness: Uh, he's twenty-one.
Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Witness: Would you repeat the question?
Attorney: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And what were you doing at that time?
Witness: Uhm...
Attorney: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Attorney: Were there any girls?
Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?
Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?
Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your Attorney?
Witness: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Attorney: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral.
Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Witness: Huh?
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
Attorney: But nevertheless could the patient have still been alive?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
Apparently.
I personally think that this is hilarious and I'm sure a lot of my friends would agree. Hahaha...:))
Got this from Australia Boy Chris Ng, by the way.
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Hey guys! Just got my new phone, which took a chunk out of the money I'm saving for a DSLR. Argh.
Anyway, you can contact me thru 09162102012 from now on. Those who haven't PM-ed me their numbers yet, please text them to me na lang. Thanks.:)
Guys, I just lost my phone.:( If ever you receive a text from my old number, please disregard it. I'll let you guys know of my new number ASAP.
In the meantine, can you please PM me your numbers? Thanks.:)
Just committed a major booboo at work.
Some (if not all) of my office friends told me that it wasn't totally my fault but still, I couldn't help but anticipate a major "awarding." So I overreacted, picturing myself being screamed at for hours and getting fired. I was practically moping the whole day because of all the pessimism! Pfffssssss.
The major "awarding" didn't happen. My talk with my boss didn't even last a minute!
Oh well. Everybody's bound to make mistakes sooner or later. Mine happened sooner. Besides, as my office friends told me, my work life wouldn't be complete without committing a major booboo. At least now, I can put a check beside the major booboo item in my work experience list! Hahahahaha...:))
All I can do now is stick to my promise of never doing it again and carry on.
Buknoy, my trusty OLD car, just had his very first TV exposure! Hahahaha...:))
How did he score this gig?
Tel, my newly hired Matanglawin researcher friend, needed a car with a security alarm for today's (Sunday) episode. She called me up Friday afternoon to check if I was at the BB House and asked me if they could shoot Buknoy. I said yes and a couple of hours later, they were shooting Buknoy while I was bodyslamming him so that his alarm would go off! Hahahaha...:p
Wala lang, natuwa lang ako na may TV exposure na si Buknoy. Kahit less than 5 seconds lang!:p
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